Here are a few comical pics for your enjoyment on this fine Saturday–with a hint of teensy-weensy pocket-sized chuckles! 😂😂😂
That made me think for a moment of the wee little green people of Ireland! (Spoken with an Irish accent in my head) Who knows, as short as I am, I may be a distant descendant of one! 🍀🍄🍀🍄🍀
Do you ever find yourself falling a tad “short” some days? Personally, I find myself falling a tad short EVERY single day of the week! 😂 At the towering height of 4’11,” I’m in this predicament more often than not!🤷♀️🤪🤣
Who else can say they can perch off the edge of a sheet of notebook paper and dangle their legs over but me?!! If you’ve been around any length of days, you may have heard that ancient song sung by Randy Newman called Short People–about us shortcakes. The lyrics still crack me up to this day!😂 Especially the part about nasty little feet! 😳😱
Furthermore, I could not count the many times through the years that someone has felt the need to sing me a few lines. 🤦♀️ 😂
🎶They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ’em up
Just to say hello🎵
Me????
Still and all, its ok finding ourselves falling a tiny bit short in the physical sense of things, yet it’s in our spiritual awareness that we find that falling short doesn’t feel so good at all! Nope! Not at all!
Have you ever found yourself praying this kind of prayer before?
🙄 Hey it’s me again, Lord!…..Hello?…..I’m down here…….(waves 👋 hand) Can you see me? I know I’m a little on the short side….but, well, I know I just called you a few minutes ago….But….I’m….well….like… knocking again….Just in case you got busy and forgot….💁🏼♀️ Maybe you just couldn’t hear me the first time?…..Is this mike on?……I will just turn the volume up a little….
🗣🗣🗣THINGS ARE A LITTLE SHORT DOWN HERE!!!….😳👀☹️
Can you hear me a little bit better now?
…like my…my…money…the patience is also running a fraction thin here….and, by the way, did I mention yet….
I want out of this trial!!!! 😫😩🔥
I was doing just fine kicked back in my “Comfort Zone” with this warm fuzzy, comfy blanket!” I just wanted to sit here and rest awhile. You know I’m tired, Lord. And I don’t LIKE what’s happening to me right now AT ALL!!!! 🥺😭☹️…..(*silence….a pin drops…)…….Well, I guess I will say Amen for now Lord!
Oh, the sweet remembrance of that safe “Comfort Zone!” And the Whoosh!☀️💨🌧⛈💧💦☔️💥💥💫⚡️⚡️☄️🌪 🌊 of the fiery dart sailing through the air right before it meets its target. 🎯💣🧨💘 Knocked me clean right out of my comfy chair! Boy did that arrow hurt when it shot me straight to the heart!💘
How did this happen? I should have seen it coming right?
Is this you today friend?
“We have heard with our ears…what work thou didst in their days, in the times of old. How thou didst drive out the heathen with thy hand…how thou didst afflict the people, and cast them out. For they got not the land in possession by their own sword, neither did their own arm save them: but thy right hand, and thine arm, and the light of thy countenance, because thou hadst a favour unto them.
Through thee will we push down our enemies: through thy name will we tread them under that rise up against us. For I will not trust in my bow, neither shall my sword save me. But thou hast saved us from our enemies, and hast put them to shame that hated us.
My confusion is continually before me, and the shame of my face hath covered me,
All this is come upon us; yet have we not forgotten thee…Our heart is not turned back, neither have our steps declined from thy way; Though thou hast sore broken us in the place of dragons, and covered us with the shadow of death.
Awake, why sleepest thou, O Lord? arise, cast us not off for ever. Wherefore hidest thou thy face, and forgettest our affliction and our oppression? For our soul is bowed down to the dust…Arise for our help, and redeem us for thy mercies’ sake.”
Psalms 44:1-3, 5-7, 15, 17-19, 23-26 KJV
Wait on the Lord today. He WILL arise! He will take care of that situation! He is your help and your shield. Tell your heart to rejoice, because you have trusted in his Holy name. You will get the victory! His mercy will be upon you my friend, because you have put your hope in Him! He loves you way too much to leave you in that comfort zone!
Ha, I am short, but David loves it and that works for me. Plus I feel tall, so not once ever felt, wow am I short. I still walk in the room thinking I am the tallest one there.
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I don’t think of it too much, except when I have to look up to a young person well over 6 feet tall!
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Even then I still think I am taller, it is some weirdo Napoleon complex I think I have.
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Confidence I think! 😁
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Or craziness?
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Awwww, I feel your pain. ❤ But I read somewhere that short women live the longest, so. 😊
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Hey who knew?! 😆😁😂🙌🏼
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Well, there you go. 😂😂😀😊😊😊❤
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Yikes, I am in trouble as I am not short…….
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How tall are you Wendi? I’m 5’2″.
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5’7″ so taller than average……..
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Awwww, that’s perfect. For me being short means if I gain a pound I look fat whereas if one’s got more height they wear the weight well. ❤
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I am the same way Viv! I tend to turn into a pumpkin, the more I gain. 🎃
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😂😂oh yes! I have turned into a round little dumpling these days!🙄
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Yo are beautiful! You don’t look like a dumpling! 😜
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Awwww, thanks sweetie! I only post face up photos! 😂😂
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Girl….embrace your beauty! 🙂😇
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🙂 well………I haven’t found that to be true 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Zacchaeus was short too!
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😂😂😂😂
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A wee little man at that!😆 Glad I’m not alone in the struggles 😂 I have a great cloud of witnesses that have gone on before me!
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You and V wee together 😁
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“Wee” make a good team, V and me!
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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 wee team!!
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That made me chuckle out loud!!! A-team, Wee Team!!!
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Never fear… small women are a thing to be feared! Like TNT… small packages you treat carefully!
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They say dynamite comes in small packages! Although I’m not that small anymore just in heighth !
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🙄 I’m sure you’re fine…. 😝
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John doesn’t judge… 😝 lol!!
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😂🙂
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Lol, this was so cute, I’ll have to write the opposite because I’m so talll lol 😜
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Now that is a great idea Debbie! Can’t wait to read that one! To be polar opposites of the scale.😆💜
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😁🎉🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Amen! Humorous and great analogy. ♥️
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Thanks!
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My pleasure ☺️
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That’s funny. I’m 6’1″ and I can’t tell you how many times short people have asked me to get things for them off the upper shelves at the store.😂 It never bothers me, so don’t be afraid to ask us tall guys for help. Same thing happens to me on airplanes. I have huffed a lot of luggage for people out of the overhead bins.😂 God bless!
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My husband gets this all the time too! He is 6′ 5″ so just about everyone else is short to him 🙂
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My goodness!!! He is tall! Did he play basketball by any chance? 🤔😁
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no, he didn’t, but he gets asked that quite a bit. 🙂
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That’s why I had to ask! 😂 I figured he got asked that a lot!😀
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God Bless you Ryan! 😄 I’m one of those people who have to ask guys like you! But the good thing about being short is if tall people drop something on the floor, I would be near enough to get it for you, so you wouldn’t have to bend down to get it! 😂 It’s a win-win situation!
It’s hilarious some of the things I have had to do to get something when no one else was around! I have to grab things that are long and use it to drag things down, (like a pack of link sausage 😂) and I have even had to climb at times! I try not to do that one unless it’s a last resort 😂 Something tells me if you were shopping in the same grocery store I would be THAT annoying shortie!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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Very enjoyable post to read Renee! 🙂
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Thanks Wendi! Glad you stopped in for the chuckles! 😁😂
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Hilariously, funny post! Today, I saw a short lady at Aldi’s climbing into one of the upright refrigerators and standing on the ledge of the bottom shelf to reach the top shelf! A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to get the job done😂
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Thank you Deb😁!….Oh my goodness! I can just see that!😂🤣😂
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I first ”heard” what she was doing before I saw it! Before I noticed what was going on, she had made it to the top or I would have asked if she needed help! I’m not all that tall myself, but I could have given her a boost😂
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That is so sweet! I can just see you doing that! We all need a little boost at times! 😝
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AWESOME, Renee!
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Thanks Baby Girl! 💜🤗
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You’re welcome! ❤
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[…] reference her size due to her most recent post, which had me chuckling called “Short People .” Renee may be tiny, yet she has the biggest heart and will get down in the mud to pray […]
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This was too cute Renee!
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Thanks Stu! 😂🍀
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Yeah, I can relate to being short… I’m 5’1…. I hate being short….😭
It was all funny and then you took a Spiritual side to this post and read me like a book….
I want out of this trial! I’m done. I can’t take the fighting anymore. I’m at the end of my rope.
Friday there was another big fight in my family and I was the cause… yet again… I can’t do anything but fail…. I spent the night at one of my friends house Friday night and I broke down and just cried. I couldn’t handle the pain anymore I had to cry. Everyone was asleep so it make it better. Lol. But I’m ready for church today. I have so much on me right now I can’t walk another step… that’s why I’m ready for church! I need my Jesus!!
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Oh V, I’m so sorry you are going through all this!! It seems the enemy is using our own families to discourage and hurt us in these last days at times! When we think we can’t go on, we steal away and PRAY! A lot of times I have learned if I just ‘don’t say a word’, let them do their ranting and then just ‘walk away’ afterwards and go pray somewhere. The Lord fights the battle for me. Sometimes all we can do is go CRY somewhere because sandpaper people can be terribly cruel and hurtful. It’s so important to STAY POSITIVE! Speak and PRAY positive SCRIPTURES to combat that enemy. People or family are not the enemy. We are fighting principalities and rulers of darkness. Cast those concerns on God! He really is listening. Even when we don’t hear from Him at times, there is a purpose to it all. I will pray for you right now! And continue to. Have church in the morning girl!!! Don’t worry what anyone else thinks. YOU set the example for your Youth. If you are the only one worshipping, do it! Throw those hands up and worship. These are the ways we fight our battles! Much love Baby Girl! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Your 4”11?? I am too . Oh it’s so hard some days lol
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The sad part is I was 5’ 1”, until about 3 years ago!
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Well I was about that too not much more but yes now 4”11 … how that happens…
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I’m having to take calcium because of it.
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Really you do? Hmm I wonder if I need to?
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Being you have lost a little heighth, you just may need to. It helps to prevent osteoporosis of the bones.
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Oh it does ? Hmm I will need to check I to that.
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Yes! It’s better to be on the safe side.
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Thank you❤️
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You are welcome.🙂
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What a delightful post.
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Yonnie-thanks for reading 🙂
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You are certainly welcome 🌸😇
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Hey, even average sized people cannot reach the top shelf. The merchants keep building higher and higher shelves. I may have to carry a small ladder in my shopping cart.
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Now there’s a thought!! I wonder what the greeters at Walmart and other department stores would say about that? “Now Sir….we can’t allow you to bring that into the store. It’s against store policies. And that’s about the long and ‘short’ of it”…
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Good comeback! The “long and the short of it” is priceless.
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😂 Thought you might need the laugh! 😁😆
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I like these sermons—they really make me smile and feel at home…😊
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I’m glad you feel at home in my little part of the world. 😄 🏡 💕 🌻
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Southern hospitality 🌻
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Southern all the way!Would you like a glass of sweet tea? 😆
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I would love some sweet tea, 😊.
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