The grave?… Believe me when I say…
If I wrote nothing other than these words alone, they would somehow fill the page to capacity in huge, capital letters. In bold sharpie print!
I should have known or sensed when I was readjusting the bath mat last Sunday morning, that something slippery was a foot. And I do mean LITERALLY!!!
Let’s just say I thought the mat was securely reattached. The next thing I know, I went down quicker than a drug bust in an old tv episode of Walker,Texas Ranger! 🤣
I’m surprised I didn’t get wrapped up tighter than a cocoon and take down the whole shower curtain in the process! Anyways…
“But as for me, my feet were almost gone; My steps had well nigh slipped.”
It all happened so fast, yet kinda in slow motion. There again, I pictured another tv show. Like the Bionic Man in one of his famous missile throw-downs. That’s the Six Million Dollar Man tv show from back in the 70’s in case you are too young to remember or know what that is.
I can hear the bionic sound effects now — dun-nuh-nuh-nuh. BOOM! 💥 💥 💥 Bionic throwdown
You have to laugh to keep from crying, right????
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. ~ Dame Edna Everage
I knew you needed that laugh. So you’re welcome. 🤣 😆 🤣
To make a long story short, the hubby retired at the end of last month, so there will be lots of adjustments there. Finances. Nerves. And coffee. Lots and lots of coffee! 😆
I’ve had a few health issues this week. But I won’t get into all that. I’m just thankful there were no broken bones from last Sunday’s fall and the hubby and I are still friends after the first week of retirement!
And to top it all off, Friday, I received a screen shot from my cousin of a pm someone supposedly sent to her in Facebook Messenger posing as me! Someone had made a fake Instagram account, impersonating me! 🤦♀️ I reported that on Instagram and changed all passwords with those two accounts, making a fb post warning to the friends in my friend list.
Can you believe someone would actually want to be me at this point??! I can’t imagine it either! 🤣💥Unless they need more excitement in their life….
Yay Me! Happy Sunday everyone!