Feeling Like One Foot on a Banana Peel and the Other in…

The grave?… Believe me when I say…





If I wrote nothing other than these words alone, they would somehow fill the page to capacity in huge, capital letters. In bold sharpie print!

I should have known or sensed when I was readjusting the bath mat last Sunday morning, that something slippery was a foot. And I do mean LITERALLY!!!

Let’s just say I thought the mat was securely reattached. The next thing I know, I went down quicker than a drug bust in an old tv episode of Walker,Texas Ranger! 🤣

I’m surprised I didn’t get wrapped up tighter than a cocoon and take down the whole shower curtain in the process! Anyways…

“But as for me, my feet were almost gone; My steps had well nigh slipped.”
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭73:2‬ ‭

It all happened so fast, yet kinda in slow motion. There again, I pictured another tv show. Like the Bionic Man in one of his famous missile throw-downs. That’s the Six Million Dollar Man tv show from back in the 70’s in case you are too young to remember or know what that is.

I can hear the bionic sound effects now — dun-nuh-nuh-nuh. BOOM! 💥 💥 💥 Bionic throwdown

You have to laugh to keep from crying, right????

This is me as I pictured myself slip slidin’ away

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. ~ Dame Edna Everage

I knew you needed that laugh. So you’re welcome. 🤣 😆 🤣

To make a long story short, the hubby retired at the end of last month, so there will be lots of adjustments there. Finances. Nerves. And coffee. Lots and lots of coffee! 😆

I’ve had a few health issues this week. But I won’t get into all that. I’m just thankful there were no broken bones from last Sunday’s fall and the hubby and I are still friends after the first week of retirement!

And to top it all off, Friday, I received a screen shot from my cousin of a pm someone supposedly sent to her in Facebook Messenger posing as me! Someone had made a fake Instagram account, impersonating me! 🤦‍♀️ I reported that on Instagram and changed all passwords with those two accounts, making a fb post warning to the friends in my friend list.

Can you believe someone would actually want to be me at this point??! I can’t imagine it either! 🤣💥Unless they need more excitement in their life….

Yay Me! Happy Sunday everyone!

“Todo va a estar bien.”

“Everything will be fine.”

Be Alright/Evan Craft, Redimi2, Danny Gokey


  1. I’m glad you’re ok! Thanks for the reminder to laugh at ourselves. And that’s really something about someone impersonating you on Facebook. I’ve been seeing a lot of that on YouTube with other people’s channels. It’s crazy!

    Best wishes to you and your husband!

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  2. I figured people needed the laugh as much as I did today! Thanks! I’m very lucky no broken bones!
    YouTube, too?!! These people are relentless! 🤦‍♀️


  3. Whoa! I’m glad you’re alright, Renee! Slipping in a shower or bathtub is no joke! But I’m falling out laughing over the cat and the lizard! LOLOL However, all jokes aside, I hope and pray you have a better week ahead. ❤

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  4. Renee, in another Bionic Woman episode. God the director, of her seeing another stunning outcome! Blessings to His name, and your heart! Those, are some of my favourite all time tv shows! Fun fact, I have, the full complete six million dollar man series!

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  5. Hi the Bionic throw down was great and when it played – a few folks here knew it!
    Thanks for the flash back
    Hope retirement is going along week as June ends and that your fall did not have lasting injuries

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    • Yes, those were the best shows back then! Thanks! I was so blessed to have no broken bones! I’m wondering if that’s what triggered the vertigo I had for several weeks after though. 🤔 Retirement has been great for hubby so far! He’s keeping himself busy with several projects.

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    • This just gave me a big chuckle, Richard! You better hurry, the coffee is flying off the shelves as we speak! 😆 He’s loving it! Making wood projects in his shed, and I’ve went back to work. 😢


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